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Old 07-30-2009, 01:05 AM
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Smile Another Senior Moment (Joke)
Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his
zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant
walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left
your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss
told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly
was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his
assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to
ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my
Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was
an old mini van with two flat tires.'
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:13 AM
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^that made me chuckle
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:17 AM
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hahaha that's awesome
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:21 AM
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the ending is good!
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:51 AM
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and that is why us old guys wear sweat pants.
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Old 07-31-2009, 06:19 PM
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the ending would be better if it was "i saw a mini cooper with 2 flat tires" Hahaha
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Old 07-31-2009, 06:24 PM
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that made be laugh a bit.
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