Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day
 

I was going through the Word of the Day section of the Urban Dictionary when I came across the for March 23 and thought it was pretty funny.

BARSEXUAL

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.

Also, I was hoping we could start our own Word of the Day thread. Mix it up and let try to get words from various sources.

IRS



Income Removal System
The IRS folks tried to jack 5 grand off my bank account

I love it and have seen it!

CAKING

When You are always on the phone or associating with a woman when you are suppose to be with your boys.

Group of Guys playing Madden.
One guy on the couch talking to his wifey.

MINIVAN

Similar to the Shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

P.S. You can reference my signature or decal on my car for a visual.

Holymotherofsweetbabyjesusinthemanger...:o

i like that mini van one haha

TEXAS- my friend always texas me stupid forwards on my cell phone :(

I was always wondering what your sig stood for. haha. Nice im sure the ladies love it:p

My girlfriend loves it (the decal not the physical act) and that is all that matters as far as ladies go.

I got a free white shocker decal when i ordered my steering wheel overlay and my key fob overlays but i never installed it. I may put it on the wifes car and see if she notices. haha. Im sure she will really appreciate it:D

It could be worse. You could put an "I ♥ COCK" sticker on there.

Hahaha. She already gets harassed enough around here. That would be just asking for trouble but i would LMAO none the less:D

FAUXTOGRAPH

A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.
"Say 'cheese'!"

(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)

"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."

BLUE FALCON

1. Military codename for a "Buddy ****er", or "one who screws his or her buddies over".

1a. A person who weasels his or her way out of his duty, having his buddies pick up the slack for him.

1b. Someone who lets his or her buddies do all the work, while he or she sits on his ass.

1c. PVT. Timothy Patterson, and PV2. Carl McCall Jr.

"McCall is a ****in' blue falcon...he is in sick call AGAIN today, and I have to carry his shit for the road march."

"Patterson bought a whole bunch of skittles and told the Drill Sargeant that it was us....BLUE FALCON!"

pre-wasted
November 20
544 up, 156 down http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gifhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."

Yerdme (You-heard-me)
When you understand what im talking about. Usually follows every point someones tying to make. Sometimes is used when you dont know what im talking about