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Hootie 02-03-2009 10:57 PM

A Man Escapes From Prison...(NSFW)
 
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

kylerwho 02-03-2009 11:01 PM

revenge is not the best thing in all situations.

rvall004 02-03-2009 11:45 PM

WWOOWWW...that was hilaariousss lol

secondspassed 02-03-2009 11:56 PM

bravo!!!!!!

Kyle is raaddd 02-04-2009 12:02 AM

yeah i've read this before, but it's still amazing :)

robertdjr 02-09-2009 09:34 AM

lol i had a good laugh... that was a very funny joke.. :rotfl:

FLFIT239 07-03-2009 11:24 PM

hahahahaa so funny

stevet47 07-03-2009 11:34 PM

they censor the work g a y here?
how dumb is that?

Fitftw 07-04-2009 12:11 AM

hahahaha good joke

doctordoom 07-04-2009 05:36 AM

hahah this is f*cked up

trancedsailor 07-04-2009 11:04 AM

holy **** I didn't expect that lol

Gbaby2089 07-22-2009 07:05 PM

i chuckled....

Fitguy07 07-23-2009 11:23 AM

Awesome, lol.

nxtfit_08 07-24-2009 12:34 AM

thats funny!! lololol

bigtoepfer 08-13-2009 02:47 PM

just read this.....wow

Rubba Burna 08-13-2009 02:59 PM

lmao at least he was warned! xD oh shit lol dats hilarious

Kyle is raaddd 08-13-2009 03:12 PM

http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/thread_wont_die.jpg

BoriJDMGD3 10-09-2009 09:36 PM

The BEST!!!! :popc:

DreaMv 10-09-2009 09:59 PM

hahahahahaha holy shit thats hilarious

Gbaby2089 10-09-2009 10:11 PM

kyle was right lmao


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