I'm on a boat (NWS)
 

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YouTube - I'm On A Boat T-Pain SNL Digital Short The lonely island HD unedited

Lyrics:

I'm on a Boat


Whoa! Free boat ride for 3!
Now, who should I take? Keef…and…T-Pain

Cool

(shorty)
Ah shit, get your towels (yeah yeah yeah) ready it's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit (shorty) the ****'n deck,
But stay on your mother****'n toes (yeah yeah yeah)
We running this. Lets go! (hey)


I'm on a boat. (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat. (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat. (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Take a good hard took at the mother****'n boat (the mother****’n boat yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me.
Straight float'n on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah yeah yeah)
Bust'n 5 knots wind whipping at my coat.
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat!

Can't you picture it, (it) I'm on a boat bitch. (bitch)
Drinking Santana shamp, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks. And my flippy floppy's (and my flippy floppy's)
I'm flip'n burgers you at Kinko's straight flip'n copies!

I'm ride'n on a dolphin, doing flips and shit.
The dolphin's slashing, getting everybody all wet (oh oh)
But this ain't sea world. It's as real as it gets (yeah yeah)
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget!

I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I've got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan. (Afghan)
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the sho, then you sure not me-o (not me-o)

Get the **** up, this boat is real! (o o o)

**** land I'm on a boat mother****a! (mother****a)
**** trees I'm climbing buoy's mother****a! (mother****a)
I'm on the deck with my boys mother****a! (yeah)
The boat engines make noise mother****a! (the boat engine make noise mother****a)

Hey Ma, if you can see me now, (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow. (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, (moon some how)
Like Kevin Garnett, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! (anything is possible!)

T-Pain


(yeah)
Never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh oh oh )
Never thought I'd see the day,
When a big boat comes my way
Believe when I say, I ****ed a mermaid!
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)

I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat.
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat (Wo o o o o )
I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat
Take a good hard took at the mother****'n boat

(sha sha sha sha shorty shorty yeah yeah yeah)

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repost ;)

Wierd!! I posted this before i went to bed yesterday (10pm) but it says that i posted it this morning.

haha naa it said you posted it: the other guy beat you by about 30 minutes.

check out "jizz in my pants" by lonely island (same guys)
it's pretty good

Yeah i know. I was in bed at 10PM, so, apparently, i can post during REM sleep! :p

I wake up at 5:20AM If i slept close to midnight, i'd be dead at work. Oh well, I've got somethign he doesn't have....LYRICS!

"jiss in my pants" is awesome btw. I love it!

"i open the window and a breeze comes in and i.....jizzed in my pants!"

oh yeah, i'm sure it's the time difference, that's why it says 11 pm on my computer.

haha yeah "i eat a grape and i,.. jizz, in my pants

They're actually got a album. it's called "Incredibad" You can find it on Amazon

yeah, i downloaded it last night :p

haven't listened to it yet though

its a repost but then again its an exemption since there are lyrics.. thanks mate..

i downloaded the album and listen to it at work (via earbuds).
its makes the day go by faster. the natalie portman one is the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw

jizz in my pants is great.