this has got to be the funniest post I have ever read!!!!
IM DYING!!!!!!HAAAAHAAAAAHAAHAHAAA
CRAP! my chest hurts now!!!!
ooohh S#%T my chest really hurts now...
crap...
the downside of a broken sternum....
maybe I will feel better in like 42109 seconds!
HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
OUCH! dammmit!!!