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Go down to the dealership after dark with a stocking over your head. Bring the following items:
1. One gallon of day-glow yellow paint mixed with battery acid.
2. A stencil with an approximately 24" diameter cut-out of a lemon in the middle of it.
3. A cell phone.
4. The phone number for the local newspaper and/ or TV station.
5. A bicycle (because bikes have no plates).
6. A paint brush.
By now you now exactly where this is going, don't you?
Sneak onto the dealer's lot and, using the stencil, paint a large yellow LEMON on the hoods of all the cars parked closest to the street. Use left-over paint to print in big block letters on the front door "FRAUD."
Now pedal away from there post haste. Call the press and, posing as an innocent bystander, report this "most hilarious story" so that they'll get their photos and draw their own conclusions (and interview "witnesses") before the dealership opens and before the sales manager can cover up the embarrassing story. By the time the cops arrive the news has already made the morning news reports.
Of course, this would be more likely to have the desired effect in smaller cities, where the press loves a good story. Networks in larger cities have bigger fish to fry.
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