i forgot to mention, some douche bag in a new tacoma almost rear ended me because he was in a "right lane must turn right" lane and tried to overtake me instead. a car ahead of him was pulling into a mc donalds which prevented him from passing. but when i was turning into the following street to park my car, the fcuk-face nearly rear ended me because he was STILL trying to overtake
he passed by screaming, "dude, would you watch your smart?"
.. naturally i yelled back, "fcuk you ass hole! how about not driving like a douche bag!".. the wifey got mad and glared at me. she said, "what if he had a gun?!" i said, "that's ok because i've got two!" then flexed my arms.
(i just made up the last part about flexing LoL)