Conversation Between Texas Coyote and TaffetaWhite

Please come back, I really miss reading your wonderful posts.... At least drop in and let us know you are okay.... Okay?

I bought a very real and sinister looking rubber tongue at a gag shop at a shopping mall.... Whenever I'd pull up beside a woman that was screaming at her kids, appeared upset or sad I would look away, attach the fake tongue to mine and turn and look back at her while wiggling the tongue... I caused one lady to run into the car in front of her and I am not sure if she was amused or frightened but I don't do that any more.

You're welcome! if something makes you happy or makes you laugh or makes you feel good, for just a moment, you're away from all the problems in the world. Whether they're personal things like having a throbbing toe after bashing it into something, or wars on the other side of the world, for a moment you get complete relief.

I remember going into the repair shop with my old car. I was grumpy. The fellow at the counter was grumpy. They couldn't get me in, and I had to be seen...LOL...

So I said:

"Would it expedite the process if I flashed my boobies?"

:::deer in headlights::: look from the fellow at the counter.

So I added "And I don't know if that's a promise or a threat at my age..."

He busted up. He was jerked out of his misery rut. I was jerked out of my own misery rut. I did get seen. No boobies were shown.

The same way that you'd be jerked out of a rut if something else very unusual or unexpected happened.

Like being in a plane and passing by a man in lawn chair held aloft with balloons:


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I love to read your post..... That's all I have to say, thank.you very much.