MY Fit got me laid tonight!

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Aug 2, 2012 | 02:30 PM

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Dwalbert320

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Hey!

I started this miserable excuse for a thread now let's just let it die already!!!

Aug 2, 2012 | 03:03 PM

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Falco

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That was the lamest reaction to a somewhat comical thread ever.

Everyone's entirely too PC these days.

Aug 2, 2012 | 03:29 PM

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Vanct

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Another day, another Dwalbert fail thread...and everyone else trying to fan out the flames.

Aug 2, 2012 | 03:42 PM

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Falco

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**still waiting on pics**

Aug 2, 2012 | 11:27 PM

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lowkeymods

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Right or wrong...I hope you put those magic seats to use.

Aug 3, 2012 | 09:26 AM

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So I was washing and waxing my CBP 2012 Fit today and the little 30 something hottie across the the street comes over and she says:

"I notice you like to take care of you car and I thought you might like this"

It was an old bottle of rain-x complete with cobwebs....

the jig was up...

Thank you Fit!

Man I can't even make this stuff up...all I needed to do all these years is polish a damned car...LMAO

Pics of wife or 30-something next door floozy?

Speaking of which.. you might want to try and put less information about yourself out on these here internets.

I can't help but think there are not too many 42 year old Dwayne Alberts from Montreal that drive a 2012 CBP Fit Sport AT.. and you have a thread called "The wife came home with a sheepish look"

Now I am not a divorce lawyer, but this would be a slam dunk case I would have to imagine.

If you are going to do stupid, ethically questionable things.. please do not document them for the world to see.

Or do just that... I can use you to divert attention the next time the woman gives me a hard time about something

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Aug 3, 2012 | 09:35 AM

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soasin

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haha i love the tension here! =) or is there even any? =)

Aug 3, 2012 | 09:42 AM

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Schoat333

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Originally Posted by DiamondStarMonsters

Or do just that... I can use you to divert attention the next time the woman gives me a hard time about something

This X 1000.

Please continue

Aug 3, 2012 | 01:34 PM

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vickenp

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wonder if the magic seats were used?

Aug 3, 2012 | 01:40 PM

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DiamondStarMonsters

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Originally Posted by vickenp

wonder if the magic seats were used?

You're in Montreal.. go give 'em a sniff!

Aug 3, 2012 | 02:31 PM

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vickenp

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correct!

I'm currious to hear more to this story")

Aug 3, 2012 | 02:43 PM

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Steve244

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I predict the % of freshly washed Fits in Quebec is going to spike.

Aug 3, 2012 | 03:00 PM

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DiamondStarMonsters

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Aug 4, 2012 | 10:09 AM

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SilverbulletCSVT

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Originally Posted by bowtech83

Nothing wrong with this thread. Obviously the man didn't cheat on his wife for a bottle of Rain-X. It was just a simple thread out of boredom to strike up some coversation. MikeB could win the lottery and he would find some way to bitch about it or be negative, thats just his personality. He must of been the kid that everyone picked on in school.

Exactly! He didn't physically cheat on his wife he just woke up from his girl next door dream and had to change his briefs. hahaha! Internet commentary can be brutal, but if you post up stuff like this you're fair game.

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Aug 5, 2012 | 06:50 PM

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jesswin30

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Girls call mine the jelly bean not sure if thats a good thing.

Aug 5, 2012 | 07:13 PM

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solbrothers

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I got laid at autozone last week. Only cost me $4

Aug 5, 2012 | 07:45 PM

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Speedlimitz

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Originally Posted by solbrothers

I got laid at autozone last week. Only cost me $4

Gumout fuel treatment ? Lol

Aug 8, 2012 | 06:56 PM

#38

sfar785

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Originally Posted by DiamondStarMonsters

didn't even smirk at anything in this thread until this pic, so much win

Aug 9, 2012 | 11:37 AM

#39

SilverbulletCSVT

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Originally Posted by sfar785

didn't even smirk at anything in this thread until this pic, so much win

Really? and I'm seriously asking here...what makes that photo even remotely funny? inside joke or something?

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Aug 9, 2012 | 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverbulletCSVT

Really? and I'm seriously asking here...what makes that photo even remotely funny? inside joke or something?

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You've never seen the Berries & Cream commercial?

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