I just wanted to share this story, cuz I was telling it to someone else today, and I figured everyone would get a kick out of. Makes me look stupid, but oh well.

My first semester at college I was living in the dorms and decided to go get some groceries cuz I was tired of the cafeteria food. So I was gonna get some sndwhich stuff.

Well, I thought I was going to get bologna, but I was dumb, and thought it was spelled baloney.

So I go to the store, looking at the sandwhich meats, and all I see is this bologna stuff, which I sounded out as bah-log-nah. So I decided to call my mom and ask her where the baloney would be located, you know...since I couldnt find any.

So she tells me it should be where I'm looking. And then I ask her, "What's bah-log-nah?" And she's like, "I dont know, sounds weird, dont buy it."

I got ham instead.

Moral of the story, everyone can be dumb! I thought I was cool going off to school to get a degree at a university (1st generation college kid) and I didn't even know how to spell bologna. Even though I've heard the oscar mayer song numerous times.

 

LOL whoaaaaaaaaaa that was funny that you didn't know but it's even funnier that your mom didn't know too hahahahha

-Ricky