nope

are you a drunk dial kinda person?

 

nope

do you think 40 degrees is cold???

 

Hell yeah i do, I think anything under 60 is freezing.

If you could travel back in time where would you go and why?

 

^one place/time I would go is August 4, 1961, and where Barak Obama was born, so I could see for myself if he's really an American citizen.

V What is your favorite non-video game and why? (and iVtech, if you mention zombies again I'm going to claw your eyes out.)

 

my favorite non video game.... hm.. i like playing tag with my zombie neighbor. he's pretty nice, he kind of keeps to himself but he is a zombie after all.

do zombies offend you and your way of life?

 

only nazi-zombies... they're all pricks

ever go to a zombie's house for dinner?

 

once, but i thought their drapes we tacky.

would a zombie olympics be something you'd watch?

 

i don't even have the patience for the special olympics.. i'd imagine the zombie olympics would demand A LOT of patience.

what's the worst thing a zombie has ever done to you?

 

he tried to nom nom me, that wasn't cool.

if a zombie and a blob monster got in a fight (and the blob monster ws voiced by seth rogan) who would win?

 

hmm, that would depend.. who's doing the voice for the zombie?

 

bob barker

 

zombie, no doubt.

which would you pick in a hot-body weird-face contest: Kirsten Dunst or Sarah Jessica Parker.................. btw, they're both zombies

 

hahaha ummm. kirsten dunst

if the olson twins and frankie muniz had a child would it be a zombie or a manbearpig?

 

LMAO!! hahahahha, if the rumors about the olsen twins are true then it would definitely be a manbearpig

if rob schneider, star wars kid, chloe kardashian, star jones, richard simmons, ricky lake, and the fat guy from law and order had one big orgy, who would get pregnant first?

 

richard simmons or rob schnieder because they look similar. kind of erie isn't it.

have you ever witness the zombie mating ritual in the wild?

 

nope, but i did catch two zombie dogs doing-it on my front lawn once

have you ever had a zombie crush?

 

yeah, this one time at zombie camp...

should they have sent zombies into space instead of monkeys? at least zombies have table manners.

 

yes

do you think these last questions have been random?

 

possibly, i need a second opinion.

if you were on who wants to be a millionaire and you needed to call a friend, would you call a zombie?

 

^ I would call a zombie for all my needs if I had a zombie that I could depend on that i could call
v What is your all time favorite zombie, and dont say the shawn of the dead zombie?