So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Fit . When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my Fit , I see something that I just can't believe. Its Really Dirty Wonder If I Should Use Mothers Gold Car Wash Or The Cheap Stuff.

 

??? This doesn't make sense ???

 

REEEEEEEPOOoooOOOOOOOST!!!

 

i say mother's

 

I'd use the Mothers and the 1911A1 Springfield Compact up alongside his head.

 

Catchy--thought I was about to read something juicy.

 

total repost
leftover potroast

 

may be a repost but funny non the less.

 

hahaha i read this when somebody put it up before, but i didn't realize it till i got like halfway through your post.

 

HAHAHA Maybe a repost but this is the first time I've read this and it's very hilarious!

 

I didn't get need to understood total thing PC lag but describe it totally so that may be i could help

 

there's so many versions of this post....i think there is a template and you just fill in your car name in the blank and post.

 

Is dat sum copypasta?

 

That was funny - I have never seen it before and was thinking gez this poor guy with the cheating wife - then bam it goes to car cleaning products! Priceless

Cat :x

 

LMAO u got me

 

Thats good stuff I had never seen that before!

 

Free bump! Funny stuff!

 

omg my girlfriend and i were reading this and we were like WHAAAAAT?! but then when we were reading the other comments, then we understood it.. hahaha. so yea.. good to hear that your wife isn't cheating on you.