Over Qualified
Over Qualified
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. 
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced four times and I voted for Obama."
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced four times and I voted for Obama."
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 178
From: Central Texas
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced four times and I voted for Obama."
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "I've been divorced four times and I voted for Obama."
I wonder if she knows Tiger too?
I like this one.
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 1,271
From: CA
Well, he has kept our economy from collapsing, redirected our wartime efforts to the people who actually attacked us, put an intelligent person in the supreme court, put an end to federal raids on medical marijuana facilities in california, put an end to military personnel torturing people, he will pay me to go to school if i do some community service, in a few months my family will be protected against losing their insurance or having their reimbursements capped because of the health care bill he's been pushing, he's allowed funding for stem cell research; our president finally has a professional face to the world whereas his predecessor was an instigator.
What was it that you don't understand?
What was it that you don't understand?
Last edited by secondspassed; Jan 17, 2010 at 09:55 PM.
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Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 5,346
From: Small Town WI
let's see: he just delayed the economy collapsing, we were already moving to Afghanistan before he was elected, Sonya Satomayor is a worthless human being, definitely not intelligent, i don't care about medical marijuana raids torturing one person to potentially save thousands of lives is fine with me, umm i've done community service and he's not giving me money? with this bill there will still be people not covered stem cell research is fucked up
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 485
From: Colorado
Figures you socialists in Cali like them. What happened to 8% unemployment? The Health bill still hasn't passed even with a super majority. Enjoy it while it last cause come November you are in for a rude awakening i'm afraid. Heck it could start Tues in Mass.
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