Bracelet at Tiffany's
Bracelet at Tiffany's
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond braceletand walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, sheunexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed herlittle 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of aprofessional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehowmissed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going toshit when I tell you the price."
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed herlittle 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of aprofessional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehowmissed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going toshit when I tell you the price."
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