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Old Feb 19, 2010 | 03:16 AM
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Wink Who Needs A Shrink?

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy..'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Honda FiT!'

'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!

GET RID OF THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS... GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER...
 
Old Feb 19, 2010 | 03:50 AM
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Lmfao as I was reading I was thinking I'd just cut the legs off lol
 
Old Feb 19, 2010 | 04:29 AM
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Great advice
 
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