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Late-Night TV...
Jokes...
A Deli in Cleveland had to change the name of its sandwich from LeBron to Dirk-because too many people were choking on the LeBron.
Q: What is the difference between Kim Kardashian and LeBron James?
A: Kim got a ring this year.
Stupid Headlines:
Did we elect these people??
Civil War planes? Let me
Know howthat works out.
I'm saying GREAT paint job.
'We had no idea anyone
Was buried there.'
I didn't know we
Could choose.
This one says it all.
Please, anyone, if
You've seen this man??
What are the odds
Of that?
I would have guessed
After age 19.
OK, that's just mean!
A Deli in Cleveland had to change the name of its sandwich from LeBron to Dirk-because too many people were choking on the LeBron.
Q: What is the difference between Kim Kardashian and LeBron James?
A: Kim got a ring this year.
Stupid Headlines:
Did we elect these people??
Civil War planes? Let me
Know howthat works out.
I'm saying GREAT paint job.
'We had no idea anyone
Was buried there.'
I didn't know we
Could choose.
This one says it all.
Please, anyone, if
You've seen this man??
What are the odds
Of that?
I would have guessed
After age 19.
OK, that's just mean!
BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!
WHAT CONFUCIUS, DID NOT SAY...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
WHAT CONFUCIUS, DID NOT SAY...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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