There's a little girl riding down the street on her new bicycle when a policeman on a horse stops her.
"Did Santa get you that bike for christmas little girl?" says the policeman
"Why yes he did!" replies the little girl
"Well next year ask him for some reflectors!" says the policeman giving her a $10 fine
Shocked the little girl asks the policeman "Did Santa get you that horse for christmas?"
"Yes he did" laughs the policeman humouring the girl
The girl screams back "Well next year tell him the f*****g dick goes underneath the horse and not on top!"

 

hahahahaha

i have told this to like 10 different people. everyone loved it!
very funny
thanks for giving me my laugh of the day!

 

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!! funniest thing i've heard all week!!

 

I agree LMFAO!
Thanks for a good laugh man

 

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