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Old 10-02-2008, 03:17 PM
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and then as the thai she-male donkey whores were swallowed.. Sam rose his fist in the air and yelled...
 
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Old 10-02-2008, 06:43 PM
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GIVE ME BACK MY SHE-MALE DONKEY WHORES YOU GIANT PUSSY!!!!

and then...
 
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:53 PM
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he pulled out his vagicil shooting slingshot and capped it in the ass
 
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:29 PM
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and with a mighty explosion, the man eating vagina exploded...sending HIV and AIDS across the state. The state officials....
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 05:51 PM
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put out a command to the US military to bomb the state that was infected with the disease. But only one thing was wrong with this idea...
 
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:16 PM
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The infected state would realease the HIV/AIDS disease through the air but it would only infect...
 
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Old 10-05-2008, 01:53 AM
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Old 10-13-2008, 01:19 AM
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and everyone died.

Just thought I would try to conclude the thread...hate unfinished stories!

Feel free to start it back up though!
 
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Old 10-13-2008, 01:23 AM
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Honda Fit Hot Pursuit

your driving around and you see a another fit callin you out -rev rev-
you peel but a cop is right around teh corner!
now you have to lose him, but hes good! its a never endin pursiut!

you hit the highway and go 90+...
 
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Old 10-13-2008, 03:53 AM
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you wonder why that fit was calling you out in the first place, but as you drive away you throw some spikes you magically have in your glove compartment onto the road and it pops the cops tires as he swerves to a stop then youd rive to the local motel....
 
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:42 AM
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-.- are u serious? come on its a never ending story ffs

You take a moment to think about why he caled you out, you realise that he was bein sick of bein owned by regular decent cars. and now you hear a helicopter and shine coming in thru ur window. dat stupid cop called back up!!! you hop in your car and...
 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:28 PM
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...punch hit! as you feel vtec kick in, you zoom up to 140 mph in less than 8 seconds. The cop is trailing behind. But oh no! whats this? a big...
 
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:32 PM
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Tractor trailer makin a 4 lane cross over! its a moving roadblock! you lower your air suspension and squeeze to go under the trailer ................ You make it! you hear the cops blooping thier sirens to move the truck out, you hit 150 mph and a train pulls up aside you goin slightly faster than you....
 
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:34 PM
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you wonder "why the hell is a train going 150+mph?". There's a construction zone and a dirt mound in the road ahead, time to think fast...
 
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:39 PM
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but not fast enough as you slam your brakes you barely miss the tractor. right as that happens a gt-r pulls up next to you... he looks at you and then he uses his launch control and to his amazement his car breaks down 0.o... and you laugh as you drive to the town but before you reach the town you see in your rear view mirror its a ...
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 04:13 AM
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...a bus from the local band camp. You rememeber one time at band camp where you stuck a.......
 
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petunia. you pull over in town and you see three tuner girls with short skirts looking at your Fit. they ask what you got under the hood and you tell them....
 
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Old 12-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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you give me the goods. and by goods i mean
 


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