I post on craigslist on a regular basis, as I have discovered the perfect ad to keep a steady stream of women to bang.

When I post I get spam, as most of the replies are spam.

This thread will be spam replies I get, so you can laugh at this crap

#1.

BIG Joss Whedon fan right here, seeking another of same or comparable. No, really - I will not build my life around the idiot box but the man does possess a way with words, and his sense of humor echoes mine. When I'm not watching re-runs and hoping for new stuff, I'm out and about in a Quite adrenaline-driven fashion. Something that functions far better than Mountain Dew functions for me! So {Write} me, let's go get crazy together and laugh while we are doing it!

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Would anyone reply to that bs?
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#2

Hi, saw your (ad on craigslist|ad|cl ad|ad on cl and decided to send you a reply

I am 36, out of a relationship and want to live a little. I'm a woman and say what I want.

I am located downtown in Washington, DC. we can meet for a drink or coffee, you will not be dissapointed.

I am seeking only pleasure at this time, for us both of course.

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This is actually a good spam. Simple and to the point. I know its spam, but it will fool most of the chumps. It included a hot picture, but it was way too hot to be legit.

 

I'd rather see your ad haha

 

Yeah, but I just cant share my post or a variation of it, as I dont want to dilute the gift that keep giving

Lets just say, if you dont have a six pack, it wont work

 

#3
She walked around to her door and climbed in beside her husband as he started the car.

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what drugs are these spammers on?


#4

hey there,

i gone through your ad i am interested...tell me if you are also interested

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nice try spammer

 

#5

Just read your ad, and thought I'd send you a note. I'm newly single
and just looking for someone to have fun with. Just send me a message
back if you are interested in chatting more.

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Hey spammer, my post had rules when you replied to me. Fail


#6 haha spammer get a life

Well I just wanted to reply with
a quick email saying I was interested. im 26 yo, blondle, 5'6. If
there is an attraction feel free to reply back and let's go from there.

 

#7 lol

In my sexual fantasy, we're slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bearskin rug. There is a bedroom just behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just came from there, or are we on the way? My arms are holding close to your middle, and your's close to my shoulders. I am nuzzlng in to taste your neck oh god! you smell divine. Like leather, and sandalwood and you. Then I want to have you so. Msg me, tell me what happens next. Let's see if we can meet up and make this fantasy come true