Trolls in real life!
#1
11-04-2011, 03:46 AM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
Trolls in real life!
Fellow FF.net members, I feel the need to show you what happens when delusional internet know-it-alls make the mistake of leaving the cheeto encrusted keyboard in their mothers basement and venture into the light.
I should clarify, a troll is someone who intentionally posts lies and false information to get a rise out of people. This is a guy who's head is so far up his ass he can see what he had for breakfast.
He basically took every alleged mod he has done to this poor haggard wheeled abortion of a DSM and added the HP he thinks he gained from them together. He repeatedly brags he is making 500HP.. at the engine.
The problems with this claim are numerous.. the biggest is that the turbo he claims to have (SCM6031E in a tiny bolt-on DSM housing instead of a true T3) cannot flow enough air to make the power he claims. Let alone with the boost he says he is running (25psi) and the hotside is too restrictive.
The closest anyone reputable has made on that turbo was 457whp @ 30psi on gas and methanol.
He has never posted a verifiable dyno sheet, and the only dyno video he has is a recording of a recording of a dyno run. Seriously. See the second link.
I give you "Bensbaby" a guy so douchetastic he was laughed off of a private forum I am on as well as at least one other I know of, just read his youtube comments to get a grasp of the mental midget we are dealing with here:
1g dsm 500hp bensbaby my 2 cars awd 450hp - YouTube
1g dsm eclipse 500hp 465tq dyno bensbaby - YouTube
1g dsm eclipse 500hp and 465tq dyno bensbaby - YouTube
The fastest verifiable time he has ever run was 13.2. This indicates not only a shitty driver, but that the car was likely making about 300whp at best at the time which is probably due to a godawful tune.
He has beaten a V6 mustang, an audi with a shitty driver and a 4cylinder NA VW he claims was a VR6 swap that actually ran mid 15s. Reality is a bitch.
If you are wondering why I would take the time to post this.. well I fucking HATE liars, ricers and douchebags. This guy has rolled all three together and made it an art form.
This was on a forum where most of the members are middle age and professionals. Many of whom race for a living. 500whp is middle of the pack and your average member is running mid 11s @ 120mph.
Hear that FF trolls and ricers? The standard has been set. Now get to work!
I should clarify, a troll is someone who intentionally posts lies and false information to get a rise out of people. This is a guy who's head is so far up his ass he can see what he had for breakfast.
He basically took every alleged mod he has done to this poor haggard wheeled abortion of a DSM and added the HP he thinks he gained from them together. He repeatedly brags he is making 500HP.. at the engine.
The problems with this claim are numerous.. the biggest is that the turbo he claims to have (SCM6031E in a tiny bolt-on DSM housing instead of a true T3) cannot flow enough air to make the power he claims. Let alone with the boost he says he is running (25psi) and the hotside is too restrictive.
The closest anyone reputable has made on that turbo was 457whp @ 30psi on gas and methanol.
He has never posted a verifiable dyno sheet, and the only dyno video he has is a recording of a recording of a dyno run. Seriously. See the second link.
I give you "Bensbaby" a guy so douchetastic he was laughed off of a private forum I am on as well as at least one other I know of, just read his youtube comments to get a grasp of the mental midget we are dealing with here:
1g dsm 500hp bensbaby my 2 cars awd 450hp - YouTube
1g dsm eclipse 500hp 465tq dyno bensbaby - YouTube
1g dsm eclipse 500hp and 465tq dyno bensbaby - YouTube
The fastest verifiable time he has ever run was 13.2. This indicates not only a shitty driver, but that the car was likely making about 300whp at best at the time which is probably due to a godawful tune.
He has beaten a V6 mustang, an audi with a shitty driver and a 4cylinder NA VW he claims was a VR6 swap that actually ran mid 15s. Reality is a bitch.
If you are wondering why I would take the time to post this.. well I fucking HATE liars, ricers and douchebags. This guy has rolled all three together and made it an art form.
This was on a forum where most of the members are middle age and professionals. Many of whom race for a living. 500whp is middle of the pack and your average member is running mid 11s @ 120mph.
Hear that FF trolls and ricers? The standard has been set. Now get to work!
Last edited by DiamondStarMonsters; 11-04-2011 at 06:07 AM.
#2
11-04-2011, 03:52 AM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
I'd like to point out that this guy is 30 years old. I am trying to find a way to include some of the posts from the last thread he participated in. They are truly epic.
Yes that is actually his car. Yes that is a VTEC badge.
Yes that is actually his car. Yes that is a VTEC badge.
Last edited by DiamondStarMonsters; 11-04-2011 at 04:02 AM.
#3
11-04-2011, 04:15 AM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
Bear in mind these are all posts from a thread where he is asking for help, and even offering to pay, in between the insults and insanity. He posts a few data logs and gets direct response on how to help. They tell him to turn the boost down, he literally says no and turns it up.
I'll even screen shot a log of the detonation occurring if I can here in a second.
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08-19-2011, 15:48
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
you all job less americains just keep going on and on and on and on huh.
godddd.
take a word of avice ?? Just because i person on the internt has an issue with something doesnt automatically mean i will.
I couldhave a differnt batch...or different lines.
You have no idea what compression pistons i even have do you??
Because wiseco makes 2 different storker pistons...
AWWWWW SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT DOWN AGAIN
maybe mine are the other ones....anyways my car is clearly way over 500hp and i have zero issues with my setup...
un like you idiot buying you mad ein china fmic kits and made in china turbos that cost 9$
hahahahahaha you get what you pay for huh.
dumb dumb dumb
my cars not gonna break
i have the tuning down now.
you can all stop
especrially because its a street/race car and i beat it on the street but not alot.
i usually drive slow on the street because in ontario canada here my friends as of 2007 we have the steet racing law here now...and i friging sukkssss
car impounded for a week 5000$ fine and criminal charge same as impared
crazy huh....
ive almost got busted a few times....
you can all stop now...
as far as im concerned job less dsm less fools who run 14 and have 16g turbos ahhaahhaahahahahahahah
ahahhaahha
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 16:50 ----------
you know what we call ******* AMERICANS WHO LIVE IN THE TRAILER PARK?
redneckssss ahahahahahhaha hahahahah god i amuse myself
keep it comn guys....
oh wait i have a job to srry
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 16:51 ----------
FWD VS AWD MEANS MY CAR IS BETTER ON THE STREET AND TRACK AND YOU KNOW IT
especially on the street with stret tires.
your slow..i bet that car is blown up
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 17:35 ----------
ill post up a new log leter tonight..
I think a big part was the fuel tables being way lean and that started the knock.
i turned it down to 27-28psi and im trying to run 8 degress timing at the peak...as this is what i googled and all the info i posted earlier.
some guys run 12 but they say no less than 8-12
but ill try it.
its tuned good right now . and i just ordered another m10 meth inj should be here friday
hopefully i can cram more timing with the 2 m10 inj
i agree i think 8 is low but thats what i have to do to get the knock to stop.
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08-20-2011, 13:24
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
Quote:
Originally Posted by turboboy4
God this is too funny, this guy is like 10 years behind in technology and everything he says. Biggest mistake here was when he wasnt just another sex stain on the mattress what a waste.
i made more hp in 2007 in my outdated setup
funn how you say in 10 years behind yet i made 20whp more than you 5 years ago................
whos the ones whos behind????????????????????????????????????
shut down.............
as for the rest of jealous haters.
i appreciate the help.
im down to 27 psi...no knock.
i dont belive ppl say 26 deg timing when you cant post alog proving it.
maybe you have a 14b turbo and air flow numbers were so low that it didnt matter.
but if you google what i did all the bug guys runing my setup in the usa run 8-12 MAXXXX timing with a stokers setup and huge turbo...with pump gas and the meth.
so stop. ive been tuning my own car since i got the data logger in 2005
so stop.
post a log showing the stoker and 50Lbs air flow plus and show me the timing.
i mean there was one guy on here with a 16g and he has 8 timing with a 16g runing his mouth to me.
are you kidding??????????????????????????
you dont think my cars gonna make over 500 hp your all nuts.
i have the engine, fuel system , turbo, tranny, cv shafts, to make 600hp with 30psi....
maybe i have to run racing fuel to do it then fine. i will .
they sell 110 unleaded at the track.
i think you guys should be nicer considering i have a crazy 1g in and out.
the fact that you cant say nice can ben means your jealous hater
and you shouldnt have a dsm at all.
you should be put out to pasture and shot in the head.
you need to get a grip....
i believe what i see ......POST A LOG....or shut your mouth.....
i mean theres another guy one here runign his mouth about a 7 sec fwwd car yet hes selling parting it out in the classifieds.....
WHATS THAT ABOUT
cant afford it huh.....awwwwwww must have no job, just like the rest of you rednecks.
i dont believe a single word untill i see a 2.35 storker log with a turbo that is same or bigger and you will all see on 94 pump gas its IMPOSSIBLE to run 26 timing.
IMPOSSIBLE.
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08-18-2011, 22:53
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
you dont even have a body kit man
or a paintjob.
you are slow its ok to admit it
---------- Post added 08-18-2011 at 23:54 ----------
rollin turbo your an idiot
i dont beleive anything you say
u know y....
cause you told me you run 35 psi with 26 timing.
this is y no one believes a word you say anymore
gth bud
---------- Post added 08-18-2011 at 23:55 ----------
and im awd and your ****ty SLOWWWWWW FWD I WIN
I HAVE NOS POWERSHOT
I WIN AGAIN
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08-19-2011, 07:39
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
aww you guys are stalking my stuff...now..wow.
im impressed that im so popular.
im still waitng to see you dyno sheets and videos.
IM WAITING.
you are the world biggest douche bags because you cant admit that i might have a fast stroker setup that ive been building for over 11 years.
Why not say cool car Ben.
instead of hating on my like all the SLOW losers do.
I like how you think a newer bike is somehow better because its not.
i would rape that 600 so bad man. i dont race 600cc bikes with my bike its a waste of gas.
i go looking for 1000cc bikes.
are you done yet????
im still waitng to see you track numbers and vidoes and dyn slips.
OH YEAH I FORGET NONE OF YOU HAVE **** BECAUSE YOU CANT PROVE IT.
I BET YOU ALL BLEW YOUR MOTORS FROM BEING SUCH PRO TUNERS AND I BET ALL YOUR DSMS ARE AT HOME BROKEN.
AWWWWWWWWWW
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 08:40 ----------
god what a bunch of leaous douche bags......OMG
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08-19-2011, 09:01
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
i still dont buy it....
why do all the motor and all the work when a huge turbo like mine would make 150 hp more???? it just seems like a waste to me.
and the 2.4 is open deck block and i heard they break under crazy load....there not closed deck like the 4g63.
thats y i stroked my 4g63 cause the cast iron closed deck blocks are what make the more invincible LOL
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:03 ----------
i had hks you fool and i sold them
and there are 3 guys here that runs 10s with bc 280 cams .....
go look at there signatures...
awwwwwwww shut down again
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:03 ----------
my slowboy manifold was and still is awesome no cracks....
too bad for you i feel bad....NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:04 ----------
you have 850cc inj shut your mouth i would dust you so hard ....god.
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:05 ----------
850cc inj max out at 450hp engine................................. go to the rc eng website and type in the stufffff...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shut down.
my 1g is a show car with dual nos purge and its blazing fast.
you guys are all in denial about it...
its funny keep on talking.
blah blah......
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And this last one is definitely one of my favorites:
08-19-2011, 11:09
bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
are you on crack...
i have a 40 psi boost guage and digitial wideband guage up there...not a gayyyy af ratio guage.
please.!
i think you need glasses man.
i also have fuel pressure oil pressure and air temp guages below the cd player
SHUT DOWN AGAIN
I'll even screen shot a log of the detonation occurring if I can here in a second.
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08-19-2011, 15:48 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
you all job less americains just keep going on and on and on and on huh.
godddd.
take a word of avice ?? Just because i person on the internt has an issue with something doesnt automatically mean i will.
I couldhave a differnt batch...or different lines.
You have no idea what compression pistons i even have do you??
Because wiseco makes 2 different storker pistons...
AWWWWW SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT DOWN AGAIN
maybe mine are the other ones....anyways my car is clearly way over 500hp and i have zero issues with my setup...
un like you idiot buying you mad ein china fmic kits and made in china turbos that cost 9$
hahahahahaha you get what you pay for huh.
dumb dumb dumb
my cars not gonna break
i have the tuning down now.
you can all stop
especrially because its a street/race car and i beat it on the street but not alot.
i usually drive slow on the street because in ontario canada here my friends as of 2007 we have the steet racing law here now...and i friging sukkssss
car impounded for a week 5000$ fine and criminal charge same as impared
crazy huh....
ive almost got busted a few times....
you can all stop now...
as far as im concerned job less dsm less fools who run 14 and have 16g turbos ahhaahhaahahahahahahah
ahahhaahha
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 16:50 ----------
you know what we call ******* AMERICANS WHO LIVE IN THE TRAILER PARK?
redneckssss ahahahahahhaha hahahahah god i amuse myself
keep it comn guys....
oh wait i have a job to srry
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 16:51 ----------
FWD VS AWD MEANS MY CAR IS BETTER ON THE STREET AND TRACK AND YOU KNOW IT
especially on the street with stret tires.
your slow..i bet that car is blown up
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 17:35 ----------
ill post up a new log leter tonight..
I think a big part was the fuel tables being way lean and that started the knock.
i turned it down to 27-28psi and im trying to run 8 degress timing at the peak...as this is what i googled and all the info i posted earlier.
some guys run 12 but they say no less than 8-12
but ill try it.
its tuned good right now . and i just ordered another m10 meth inj should be here friday
hopefully i can cram more timing with the 2 m10 inj
i agree i think 8 is low but thats what i have to do to get the knock to stop.
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08-20-2011, 13:24 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
Quote:
Originally Posted by turboboy4
God this is too funny, this guy is like 10 years behind in technology and everything he says. Biggest mistake here was when he wasnt just another sex stain on the mattress what a waste.
i made more hp in 2007 in my outdated setup
funn how you say in 10 years behind yet i made 20whp more than you 5 years ago................
whos the ones whos behind????????????????????????????????????
shut down.............
as for the rest of jealous haters.
i appreciate the help.
im down to 27 psi...no knock.
i dont belive ppl say 26 deg timing when you cant post alog proving it.
maybe you have a 14b turbo and air flow numbers were so low that it didnt matter.
but if you google what i did all the bug guys runing my setup in the usa run 8-12 MAXXXX timing with a stokers setup and huge turbo...with pump gas and the meth.
so stop. ive been tuning my own car since i got the data logger in 2005
so stop.
post a log showing the stoker and 50Lbs air flow plus and show me the timing.
i mean there was one guy on here with a 16g and he has 8 timing with a 16g runing his mouth to me.
are you kidding??????????????????????????
you dont think my cars gonna make over 500 hp your all nuts.
i have the engine, fuel system , turbo, tranny, cv shafts, to make 600hp with 30psi....
maybe i have to run racing fuel to do it then fine. i will .
they sell 110 unleaded at the track.
i think you guys should be nicer considering i have a crazy 1g in and out.
the fact that you cant say nice can ben means your jealous hater
and you shouldnt have a dsm at all.
you should be put out to pasture and shot in the head.
you need to get a grip....
i believe what i see ......POST A LOG....or shut your mouth.....
i mean theres another guy one here runign his mouth about a 7 sec fwwd car yet hes selling parting it out in the classifieds.....
WHATS THAT ABOUT
cant afford it huh.....awwwwwww must have no job, just like the rest of you rednecks.
i dont believe a single word untill i see a 2.35 storker log with a turbo that is same or bigger and you will all see on 94 pump gas its IMPOSSIBLE to run 26 timing.
IMPOSSIBLE.
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08-18-2011, 22:53 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
you dont even have a body kit man
or a paintjob.
you are slow its ok to admit it
---------- Post added 08-18-2011 at 23:54 ----------
rollin turbo your an idiot
i dont beleive anything you say
u know y....
cause you told me you run 35 psi with 26 timing.
this is y no one believes a word you say anymore
gth bud
---------- Post added 08-18-2011 at 23:55 ----------
and im awd and your ****ty SLOWWWWWW FWD I WIN
I HAVE NOS POWERSHOT
I WIN AGAIN
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08-19-2011, 07:39 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
aww you guys are stalking my stuff...now..wow.
im impressed that im so popular.
im still waitng to see you dyno sheets and videos.
IM WAITING.
you are the world biggest douche bags because you cant admit that i might have a fast stroker setup that ive been building for over 11 years.
Why not say cool car Ben.
instead of hating on my like all the SLOW losers do.
I like how you think a newer bike is somehow better because its not.
i would rape that 600 so bad man. i dont race 600cc bikes with my bike its a waste of gas.
i go looking for 1000cc bikes.
are you done yet????
im still waitng to see you track numbers and vidoes and dyn slips.
OH YEAH I FORGET NONE OF YOU HAVE **** BECAUSE YOU CANT PROVE IT.
I BET YOU ALL BLEW YOUR MOTORS FROM BEING SUCH PRO TUNERS AND I BET ALL YOUR DSMS ARE AT HOME BROKEN.
AWWWWWWWWWW
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 08:40 ----------
god what a bunch of leaous douche bags......OMG
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08-19-2011, 09:01 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
i still dont buy it....
why do all the motor and all the work when a huge turbo like mine would make 150 hp more???? it just seems like a waste to me.
and the 2.4 is open deck block and i heard they break under crazy load....there not closed deck like the 4g63.
thats y i stroked my 4g63 cause the cast iron closed deck blocks are what make the more invincible LOL
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:03 ----------
i had hks you fool and i sold them
and there are 3 guys here that runs 10s with bc 280 cams .....
go look at there signatures...
awwwwwwww shut down again
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:03 ----------
my slowboy manifold was and still is awesome no cracks....
too bad for you i feel bad....NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:04 ----------
you have 850cc inj shut your mouth i would dust you so hard ....god.
---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 10:05 ----------
850cc inj max out at 450hp engine................................. go to the rc eng website and type in the stufffff...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shut down.
my 1g is a show car with dual nos purge and its blazing fast.
you guys are all in denial about it...
its funny keep on talking.
blah blah......
================================================== ======
And this last one is definitely one of my favorites:
08-19-2011, 11:09 bensbaby
Ben Kalinowski
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 170
are you on crack...
i have a 40 psi boost guage and digitial wideband guage up there...not a gayyyy af ratio guage.
please.!
i think you need glasses man.
i also have fuel pressure oil pressure and air temp guages below the cd player
SHUT DOWN AGAIN
#5
11-04-2011, 04:42 AM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
In case you don't know what you are looking at the bright blue line indicates knock 14-15 degrees of knock retarding is a lot of fucking knock, like actual headlifting detonation.
Odds are good that motor is gone.
Also, his airflow numbers are inflated based on his VE table and the fact that his Boostest is reading almost 3psi higher than he was reporting. Odds are good this car is making mid-high 300's at best.
#10
11-09-2011, 03:22 AM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
#11
11-09-2011, 10:59 AM
"you dont even have a body kit man
or a paintjob."
I'll be honest, it's people like this that make me want to waste money on a plane ticket or a road trip to correct their ass. I feel it is my calling.
or a paintjob."
I'll be honest, it's people like this that make me want to waste money on a plane ticket or a road trip to correct their ass. I feel it is my calling.
#12
11-09-2011, 02:54 PM
i can stand people like that, its like you think they would know when to just stop
#13
11-09-2011, 02:57 PM
lol
"You mangie rascals! I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those kids and their mangie K series honda fits!" /angry fist.
#14
11-09-2011, 03:00 PM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 4,424
I hase nos and its nos powershot
ssiiikkkkkk bro
i win again awd is faster than fwd
yur jst ealous cos you cant say nice can ben awwwww
shuutttt dowwwnn awwwwwwww
ssiiikkkkkk bro
i win again awd is faster than fwd
yur jst ealous cos you cant say nice can ben awwwww
shuutttt dowwwnn awwwwwwww
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09-24-2014, 08:05 PM
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