why do big trucks keep riding my bumper
#1
why do big trucks keep riding my bumper
It annoys me soo much. Every day i have some asshat redneck in their pos lifted truck tailgate me. I love leaving them behind in the corners. It just pisses me off the cops aren't ticketing these tailgating bast**d's. I hope their steering racks, or suspension systems fail. These guys in their retarded lifted trucks need to be charged 8 bucks a liter for gas.
#4
Yeah I have that happen to me a lot too, probably because I try to keep it at only 5 miles over the speed limit, which is fairly reasonable. To deal with them, you can either just keep ignoring them or slow down more and they will just change lanes and continue speeding off carelessly. The only time I would give them some passage is if maybe it's like a 2 lane road and two cars are traveling at the same speed blocking faster traffic.
I had someone tailgate me for like a mile until they got frustrated, changed lanes, and as soon as they sped off FURIOUSLY, a hiding motorcycle cop pulls out and busted them.
I had someone tailgate me for like a mile until they got frustrated, changed lanes, and as soon as they sped off FURIOUSLY, a hiding motorcycle cop pulls out and busted them.
#9
It's also an illusion due to the short length of the car, the vertical angle of the hatch window and the fact that there's no trunk. Just after the rear glass is the end of the car. So it LOOKS like someone's really riding your ass but if you got out and looked at the distance it's not as close. The same is true for the front. You think you're about to hit that car or wall in front of you but when you get out and look you're nowhere near as close as you thought.
#12
It annoys me soo much. Every day i have some asshat redneck in their pos lifted truck tailgate me. I love leaving them behind in the corners. It just pisses me off the cops aren't ticketing these tailgating bast**d's. I hope their steering racks, or suspension systems fail. These guys in their retarded lifted trucks need to be charged 8 bucks a liter for gas.
Or, maybe they are trying to see what kind of car it is, and have to get up real close to read "FIT".
Just remember to wave as you drive past them at the gas station.
#13
I get that all the time. I have fun with it though. I keep getting slower and slower, when they try and pass me I floor it. Leave them in the dust then go back to normal speed. As they pass me all pissed off I just smile and wave Theyre usually flipping me off by that point though.
#14
Its funny that I found this. Funny story for you. But to answer your question in preface to my story, they have penis envy.
I got off work at midnight, and its Saturday so everyone is out going to the clubs, except me. No big deal, I have more important things to do, like come home and post this story. So I stop at the gas station to fill up on the way home. The place is packed. People being loud and obnoxious, almost had some drunk tart back into me, you get the point. I filled my tank and moved my car to let someone else in. I no more than had gotten the car parked than this big lifted truck with four guys in it pull up next to me with their windows down, just glaring at me. As I am getting out of the car I can hear the two guys in the back seat snickering to each other.
Whatever. I go to walk away and lock the car MEEP!! Thats apparently too much for them because they just bust out laughing. So I finally decided to bite. I looked at them and politely asked, "Is something funny?"
The guy on the drivers side says, "I was just wondering why you would drive such a little bitch car." Without missing a beat and looking him dead in the eye I said "Im compensating for my huge dick. Any reason why you are riding bitch in a huge truck with a bunch of dudes?"
He stopped laughing and didnt answer. Maybe its that I look so unassuming, or the fact that I refuse to take it, but nothing more was said as I walked inside. When I came out they were gone. Moral of the story: penis envy and posturing only works on people who think its scary.
PS I dont know how it is where you live, but in Ohio, the cops are more than willing to come to you if you phone in a complaint of someone driving dangerously close to you. Nothing is more satisfying than to see someone who is tailgating you get pulled over and ticketed while you drive on.
I got off work at midnight, and its Saturday so everyone is out going to the clubs, except me. No big deal, I have more important things to do, like come home and post this story. So I stop at the gas station to fill up on the way home. The place is packed. People being loud and obnoxious, almost had some drunk tart back into me, you get the point. I filled my tank and moved my car to let someone else in. I no more than had gotten the car parked than this big lifted truck with four guys in it pull up next to me with their windows down, just glaring at me. As I am getting out of the car I can hear the two guys in the back seat snickering to each other.
Whatever. I go to walk away and lock the car MEEP!! Thats apparently too much for them because they just bust out laughing. So I finally decided to bite. I looked at them and politely asked, "Is something funny?"
The guy on the drivers side says, "I was just wondering why you would drive such a little bitch car." Without missing a beat and looking him dead in the eye I said "Im compensating for my huge dick. Any reason why you are riding bitch in a huge truck with a bunch of dudes?"
He stopped laughing and didnt answer. Maybe its that I look so unassuming, or the fact that I refuse to take it, but nothing more was said as I walked inside. When I came out they were gone. Moral of the story: penis envy and posturing only works on people who think its scary.
PS I dont know how it is where you live, but in Ohio, the cops are more than willing to come to you if you phone in a complaint of someone driving dangerously close to you. Nothing is more satisfying than to see someone who is tailgating you get pulled over and ticketed while you drive on.
#16
For me its not just trucks.
It's everyone.
Everyone rides my ass when I'm driving or inches insanely close to me at a light, and I've gotten used to the back bumper so i know its not me being neurotic.
I'm pretty sure even my gf has gotten sick of me bitching about it all day. :]
It's everyone.
Everyone rides my ass when I'm driving or inches insanely close to me at a light, and I've gotten used to the back bumper so i know its not me being neurotic.
I'm pretty sure even my gf has gotten sick of me bitching about it all day. :]
#18
I get that all the time. I have fun with it though. I keep getting slower and slower, when they try and pass me I floor it. Leave them in the dust then go back to normal speed. As they pass me all pissed off I just smile and wave Theyre usually flipping me off by that point though.
Just slow down, get over to the right side of the lane and let the moron pass.
#19
If that happened to me too often, I would install a brake light hand switch that I could trigger at any moment even with out the brakes. It would give me great joy to scare the living shit out of them as they rushed forward to tailgate.
#20
It's also an illusion due to the short length of the car, the vertical angle of the hatch window and the fact that there's no trunk. Just after the rear glass is the end of the car. So it LOOKS like someone's really riding your ass but if you got out and looked at the distance it's not as close. The same is true for the front. You think you're about to hit that car or wall in front of you but when you get out and look you're nowhere near as close as you thought.
I still get nervous when people try to change lanes behind me though, usually in slow moving traffic crawls. I always get the feeling they might bite off my rear end at the corners.