Ok, so yesterday i picked up a bunch of my friends to go eat. One of my friends put his backpack in the trunk, and then we were off. We arrived at the restaurant, ate, and then i went to drop my friend off. He gets out, opens the tail gate, and then I REMEMBER THE WINDSHIELD WIPER SQUIRTER IN THE REAR POINTS DOWN!!!! So as soon as he starts opening the tailgate I flip the knob and squirt him! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I thought it was funny, and so did he apparently because he was laughing. Anyway, word of warning: If you squirt at the wrong time you could squirt your friends in the eye, and then it wouldnt be so funny. So if you plan to play this joke on your friends, MAKE SURE YOU DONT SQUIRT THEM IN THE EYE!!!

 

use tap water for windshild washer fluid then you can even squirt in the EYES...muhahahahah...

 

that soap that goes in liquid but squirts to foam ftw... hahaha.

 

You'll squirt your eye out!

 

lol! good one

 

It's all funny untill,,,,
"someone gets they're eye squirted out"
LOL dat's funny Steeldog

 

Thats even better than turning your front jets to the left or right to squirt pedestrians! (or jerks out on the road who happen to have thier windows down) You can get personal with the tailgate squirt!!!

 

thats funny, my buddy had a mini van we modified the rear squirter on to shoot straight back, it was great for tailgaters and unsuspecting friends.

 

HAAAHAAa ...thats Bond style right there

 

Haha thats funny me and my Sisters Fiance did that over the summer haha. We got all kinds of random cars with that method. They got really pissed and we ended getting chased hahah

Tyler

 

My Mx-6 has 2 jets per nozzle. Thats 4 jets, keep up people.
I have 2 pointing to my windshield and 2 pointing straight up. Anytime people ride my ass I wash my windshield.

Since the Fits washers are so new and spray greatly just spraying the front windshield will get the ass riders wet. I did this last night actually. They always back off. I love it.

My friend on the last day of school turned his nozzles so they faced outward (side of car)
He filled the reservoir with Pepsi. Hahahah! It was mean but pretty funny.

 

Thats awesome dude!

Tyler

 

i feel like such an idiot for never having thought of these things lol.

so much damage to be done!!!!

 

see i thought i was the only foolish one to do it. i use to go along traffic and for those who used to bump loud liscense plate rattling music. normally they would have their windows down. i just cruise next to them. and since my washer nozzles were pointed straight out to the right. i would always get them in their car. it was great.


but that pepsi idea is even better!

 

Heck... We were doing this back in the 80's

Even had a big old Ford Catalina that we made a rotating license plate holder that mounted in the trunk. Had 3 different plates on it, and we could rotate 1 turn with the press of a button. Great for when you wanted to screw around and not get caught, run from people (cops?), etc.

When we got real serious... we'd make a chlorine gas bomb. Kept some powdered pool chlorine in a plastic container, hit a button and pump prestone antifreeze into it... which created a hell of a chemical reaction, smoking everyone behind us. Left a hell of a stench in the trunk though, and the reaction sometime caught fire.. so had to stop soon after using it!

We were hooligans

 

That ones pretty awesome. Idea!
Jk.

 

wow! took this topic and ran with it huh? hahaaaa
*squirt...squirt*