i found this site hilarious! i enjoy racial humor but i was sad that white people didnt have many outspoken stereotypes. as a white boy, i felt left out. if you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at??

Stuff White People Like

 

most excellent!

 

"Do not worry about the music part, if you have more than two white males on your team, it is certain that one of them can play the guitar."

Reminds me of a South Park episode in which Stan keeps on telling Token he can play bass, Token says he can't play because he never has before, and it tuns out Token is an amazing bass guitarist. much lulz

 

u can drink water from a tap??!?? i had no idea!

 

i think number 75 and number 68 are the most appropriate ones for this forum

they are about how white people threaten to move to canada and how white people love japan.

 

that was freakin' fantastic

 

Hahahah!! Great stuff. I use to only drink from the tap. Then I started drinking bottled water. Now Ill only drink bottled water. Only Nestle or Zephyrhills.

 

White poeple are boring.

 

I'll drink from the sink, even. Wanna know why? Because I live in Memphis, and our tap water can kick anyone else's tapwater's ass.

 

bay area tap water is pretty damn good, but i still dont drink it. i prefer fiji water. i thought it was because i like how fiji water tastes, but i guess its just because im white.

 

#69 is such a slap in the face, but soooo true.

i'm whiter than wonder bread but i loooooove songs like "sunshine" "mathematics" and "new world water"

what's a slap in the face about it is that mos def is one of the more radical hip hop artists that white people listen to... moreso than J5 and less so than dead prez.


in addition, "enjoying racial humor" should be at the top of every page. while untrue and sad, it would be hyper postmodern, which is another thing white people can't get enough of.

 

When I lazy, instead of walking to the kitchen Ill fill up and empty water bottle in my room from the bathroom sink. Hahahha!

Ive never had Figi. But Ive had lots of others. Aquafina and Dasani taste gross to me. Taste like lots of chlorine, almost like poor water.

Ive had this big bottle of VOSS water sitting on my desk for probably 2yrs now. The bottle is so nice, I dont want to drink it.
Ive heard its REALLY good.

 

98 percent of bottled waters are filtered tap water from nicer water municipalities.

fiji is bottled from fiji but pretty much everything else is from some tap water plant.

 

white people may drink water from a bottle of water instead of the tap, but black people drink from a bottle too, i call it gatorade or "grape drink", i dont think asians drink anything at all...lmfao!!

 

my boss from my last job went on a kick of only buying ethos water from starbucks, because he figured that since it was expensive, it was better. and the fact that they donated proceeds to charity didn't really matter, as long as he got to overpay for water.

then he got on a san peligrino (sp?) kick.

i had a LOT of fun at his expense

 

Wow...
Crazy white people!
That was pretty funny.