why why why???
#1
06-17-2008, 05:53 PM
why why why???
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
#5
06-17-2008, 06:12 PM
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 8,956
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Thats what my brain tells me.
#6
06-17-2008, 07:54 PM
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance
i have acutualy done this more than once lol
i have acutualy done this more than once lol
#8
06-17-2008, 08:15 PM
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
-Natural tendency. "This isn't working so I am going to try it harder" sort of thing. I have found that buttons on cheap universal remotes die before the batteries.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
-Because they want to make money off of you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- One cannot touch the stars, but one can touch paint
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
- Elmer's glue. for example, is water based so as long as it stays hydrated it stays fluid. Take the cap off for a while and it will stick to the bottle.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
-legal reasons "ZOMIGAWD HE DIED FROM HIV NOT LETAL INJECTION"
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- His ape friend's shave it off
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
-A thrown revolver may hit him in the head.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- to keep their ears warm
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
- "Lips" was already used
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Not even going to touch that one
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- more importantly, why is a grown man comparing bubble bath?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- no
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- hopes and dreams
blahblahblah I got bored
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
- all makes of said jokes are either dead or forcefully divorced
-Natural tendency. "This isn't working so I am going to try it harder" sort of thing. I have found that buttons on cheap universal remotes die before the batteries.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
-Because they want to make money off of you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- One cannot touch the stars, but one can touch paint
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
- Elmer's glue. for example, is water based so as long as it stays hydrated it stays fluid. Take the cap off for a while and it will stick to the bottle.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
-legal reasons "ZOMIGAWD HE DIED FROM HIV NOT LETAL INJECTION"
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- His ape friend's shave it off
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
-A thrown revolver may hit him in the head.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- to keep their ears warm
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
- "Lips" was already used
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Not even going to touch that one
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- more importantly, why is a grown man comparing bubble bath?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- no
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- hopes and dreams
blahblahblah I got bored
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
- all makes of said jokes are either dead or forcefully divorced
#17
06-18-2008, 06:55 PM
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 8,956
Why is it that when you get any kind of smell on your fingers you put them to your nose, even thought you know what it smells like?
#19
06-19-2008, 11:20 AM
heres one from the good old days of when I worked at a bank.
Why does the ATM machine have braille marks? Think about it...if you are blind...you cant see whats on the screen! I know my bank didn't have audio on their atms...still dont actually last i checked...
Why does the ATM machine have braille marks? Think about it...if you are blind...you cant see whats on the screen! I know my bank didn't have audio on their atms...still dont actually last i checked...