btween2wheels: I woman was flying down a road in her car. As she passes to the other side, she finds a cop with a radar gun waiting for her.
btween2wheels: The cop pulls her over, puts on a shit-eating smirk and says "What's your hurry?"
btween2wheels: She replies "I'm late for work."
btween2wheels: "Oh yeah?" Says the cop. "What do you do?"
btween2wheels: "I'm a rectum stretcher"
btween2wheels: "A what? A rectum stretcher?"
btween2wheels: "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
btween2wheels: "Well," she says
btween2wheels: "I start by inserting one finger, then i work up to two, then three, then four, then i get my whole hand in"
btween2wheels: "Then I get both hands in and work it side to side until its 6 feet wide."
btween2wheels: "Wow!" says the cop
btween2wheels: "And what do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
btween2wheels: "you give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge"
Il0vemyis: LOL

 

 

haha good one
i see it was a nice aim joke