holy crap - i hope the bird was ok
hahha
but seriously, thats a huge amount of crap
and he got it right on the fit
also all over my spoiler

 

lol that is some massive crap!!! Hope you rinsed it off asap!

 

looks like a pelican shit. those things are the WORST. They drop like a gallon of shit.

On a side note, anyone ever had a terrorist mockingbird? I park my s2k and my civic (before I sold it last week) in my driveway. And the fcker would hop between mirrors, peck on the windows, and shit all over the cars. I sprayed the fcker with a hose probably 20 times, and he wouldn't leave. Finally, sunday, I bought a bb gun and plan on shooting the fcker next time I see him, but he hasn't shat on the cars since I bought the bb gun. Think he got the omen? lol.

 

Damn. Some birdo out there has Montezuma's revenge!

 

Dayum!!! That's a nice deuce you got there. Repped + haha