An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please".

The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill".

The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers." :rolf:

 

This one was alright.

 

Enough with the jokes, already.

 

i smirked.....