Some Trinidad humor....

Boysie was attending the football club's monthly meeting down in the La Basse. He told the boys that he couldn't make the hunting trip the next day because his wife, Brenda, wouldn't let him go. After listening to the usual comments of 'macommere man' and '$h1t hong', from his friends, Boysie went home.

The next day, however, when the other hunters reached the camp in the bush, who should be there but Boysie, sitting in front of a tent, Carib beer in hand. "Eh, eh, how yuh manage to talk de wife into lettin yuh come?"
"Ah didn't have to", was Boysie's reply.

"When ah went home, ah lay dong in mih hammock to sleep out mih sorrows. To mih surprise, de wife sneak up behin mih, cover mih eye an say: 'Surprise'!" When ah open mih eye dere she standin in a see-trough negligee. Den she say "Carry mih to de bedroom, tie mih to de bed and do whatever yuh want"
"So here ah is!"