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A Man Escapes From Prison...(NSFW)

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Old 02-03-2009, 10:57 PM
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Talking A Man Escapes From Prison...(NSFW)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:01 PM
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revenge is not the best thing in all situations.
 
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:45 PM
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WWOOWWW...that was hilaariousss lol
 
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:56 PM
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bravo!!!!!!
 
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:02 AM
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yeah i've read this before, but it's still amazing
 
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:34 AM
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lol i had a good laugh... that was a very funny joke..
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:24 PM
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hahahahaa so funny
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:34 PM
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they censor the work g a y here?
how dumb is that?
 
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:11 AM
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hahahaha good joke
 
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Old 07-04-2009, 05:36 AM
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hahah this is f*cked up
 
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Old 07-04-2009, 11:04 AM
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holy **** I didn't expect that lol
 
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:05 PM
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i chuckled....
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:23 AM
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Awesome, lol.
 
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Old 07-24-2009, 12:34 AM
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thats funny!! lololol
 
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:47 PM
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just read this.....wow
 
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:59 PM
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lmao at least he was warned! xD oh shit lol dats hilarious
 
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:12 PM
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hahahahahaha holy shit thats hilarious
 
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kyle was right lmao
 
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