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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 10:57 PM
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Talking A Man Escapes From Prison...(NSFW)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
Old Feb 3, 2009 | 11:01 PM
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revenge is not the best thing in all situations.
 
Old Feb 3, 2009 | 11:45 PM
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WWOOWWW...that was hilaariousss lol
 
Old Feb 3, 2009 | 11:56 PM
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bravo!!!!!!
 
Old Feb 4, 2009 | 12:02 AM
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yeah i've read this before, but it's still amazing
 
Old Feb 9, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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lol i had a good laugh... that was a very funny joke..
 
Old Jul 3, 2009 | 11:24 PM
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hahahahaa so funny
 
Old Jul 3, 2009 | 11:34 PM
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they censor the work g a y here?
how dumb is that?
 
Old Jul 4, 2009 | 12:11 AM
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hahahaha good joke
 
Old Jul 4, 2009 | 05:36 AM
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hahah this is f*cked up
 
Old Jul 4, 2009 | 11:04 AM
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holy **** I didn't expect that lol
 
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 07:05 PM
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i chuckled....
 
Old Jul 23, 2009 | 11:23 AM
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Awesome, lol.
 
Old Jul 24, 2009 | 12:34 AM
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thats funny!! lololol
 
Old Aug 13, 2009 | 02:47 PM
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just read this.....wow
 
Old Aug 13, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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lmao at least he was warned! xD oh shit lol dats hilarious
 
Old Aug 13, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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Old Oct 9, 2009 | 09:36 PM
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The BEST!!!!
 
Old Oct 9, 2009 | 09:59 PM
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hahahahahaha holy shit thats hilarious
 
Old Oct 9, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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kyle was right lmao
 
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