The fabled Nordschleife, the treacherous layout alongside the modern Nurburgring formula one circuit, had to be closed for a time on Sunday. Austria's APA news agency reports that graffiti artists painted a giant 15 by 4-metre all-white penis on the asphalt of the famous layout.
Circuit authorities deployed specialised cleaning vehicles to remove the graffiti, and local police confirmed that the facility had to be closed for 90 minutes.
The police estimate that the graffiti involved about 20 litres of white paint, posing a low-grip safety hazard for those lapping the Nurburgring.

Source: via jalopnik.com

 

Made me chuckle lol

 

ahahahahahahahahahhaa

 

At least they knew what direction they were going.

 

low grip lapping lulz

 

"...a low-grip safety hazard for those lapping the Nurburgring."

 

that's what she said...

 

I'm sure you would want a good grip on that thing.

 

Boy somebody was a real "dick" doing that.

 

Do you think they will get a stiff sentence? The investigation should eventually come to a head.

 

I bet that was hard to get off.

 

Not if they kept rubbing it.

 

i'm sure some ky jelly was used.

 

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I so want to make a pun here about "high-performance rubber". Think they rolled some out?

 

A giant vagina would have been much classier.

 

Someone already made the joke about rubbing that thing out, right?