I work on the road and all I could think of was getting home and driving my Fit somewhere. Anywhere! I then remembered how my wife had been craving lemon doughnuts and the only place that sells them is a 30 mile round trip. Perfect! So I get home and my wife asks me where I was going and I mentioned the doughnut shop "just cuz I love her".

She said it made no sense as it was so far and she baked a cake last night. I told her I didn't mind and that it would be my pleasure to go for "her" but she objected!

I need to find another excuse to go somewhere now. Ugh! Anybody here need anything from the store?

 

I need help moving a couch...

 

I'm on my way. Meet me on County Line Rd. You're 2866 miles away so give me some time cuz "I Love to Drive Slow"...