Has a one tried these on their fit?

I know calzzios get the top reviews, but I work for a painting contractor and spend my spare time fishing and kitesurfing at the beach, so I need something really durable, totally waterproof, and super easy to clean 'cause I'm bound to mess them up.

I just ordered some and expect them to look a little bit cheesy but I'm willing to put up with that if they work good, if Coverking honors their 5 year warranty, and if these covers will help prevent the dreaded "Honda rip" (does that still happen with the newer Hondas? The only other one I've owned was a '90 civic hatch)

My car is a 2009 sport I just bought with unusually low miles. I need it to withstand my filthy lifestyle for the next 10-15 years.

I just saw that the Coverking neosupreme covers have had some bad reviews. If I made a bad choice, I can just send 'em back. But then what are some of my other options?