The wife came home with a sheepish look on her face.

Wife: I was backing out of the parking spot at the grocery store. But it's not my fault he was parked to close. As I was pulling out I scratched the bumper...

Me: Well that's ok babe. In the closet there's a car kit. Inside there's a bottle of Scratch X, a bottle of polish. an a bottle of NXT 2.0. Wash the car, follow the directions on the bottles and let me know when you are done!

She's been outside for 3 hours now...

 

Haha oh yeah that's the other driver's fault, since his/her car was parked and stationary, forcing your wife to hit it.

I hope she left her info though?

 

She did more than what was required. She stayed put until the other lady came out of the store. Turns out they work in the same place. Her car was totally fine. Mine too. Just a little paint rub. she had never waxed a car before. But the NXT 2.0 goes on and off like butter. One good thing that came out of this is that she now apreciates the time and effort I put into making our Fit look good!

 

When she's done, you should probably spank her too! lol