My theory:
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My theory:
People who drive Nissans are douchebags.
I developed this theory a month or so ago, after noticing that nearly everyone who personally offended me on the road was driving a nissan. And ever since I began working on this theory of mine, it has generally held true. It's not that all douchebags drive nissans, because there are plenty of other douchebags on the road, but they seem to primarily drive nissans.
And as I explained to a friend the other day, I am extremely prejudiced against nissans, but am easily swayed. I'm not going to look at a nissan who just slowed down to let me change lanes and think they're a douchebag.
And then today, in gridlocked traffic, I saw a car coming up from behind riding on the shoulder, only to cut back into a real lane about a half mile down, and to no surprise, she was driving a maxima. I laughed in a gigantic fit of rage.
I developed this theory a month or so ago, after noticing that nearly everyone who personally offended me on the road was driving a nissan. And ever since I began working on this theory of mine, it has generally held true. It's not that all douchebags drive nissans, because there are plenty of other douchebags on the road, but they seem to primarily drive nissans.
And as I explained to a friend the other day, I am extremely prejudiced against nissans, but am easily swayed. I'm not going to look at a nissan who just slowed down to let me change lanes and think they're a douchebag.
And then today, in gridlocked traffic, I saw a car coming up from behind riding on the shoulder, only to cut back into a real lane about a half mile down, and to no surprise, she was driving a maxima. I laughed in a gigantic fit of rage.
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Joined: Jul 2007
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From: Atlanta, Ga
haha...can we include the G in that too? They are doucebags with bigger wallets.
and I used to drive a ratty old Pathfinder.
and to be honest. I drove it in a very douchey way. :rotfl:
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From: Felony Flats
People who drive Nissans are douchebags.
I developed this theory a month or so ago, after noticing that nearly everyone who personally offended me on the road was driving a nissan. And ever since I began working on this theory of mine, it has generally held true. It's not that all douchebags drive nissans, because there are plenty of other douchebags on the road, but they seem to primarily drive nissans.
And as I explained to a friend the other day, I am extremely prejudiced against nissans, but am easily swayed. I'm not going to look at a nissan who just slowed down to let me change lanes and think they're a douchebag.
And then today, in gridlocked traffic, I saw a car coming up from behind riding on the shoulder, only to cut back into a real lane about a half mile down, and to no surprise, she was driving a maxima. I laughed in a gigantic fit of rage.
I developed this theory a month or so ago, after noticing that nearly everyone who personally offended me on the road was driving a nissan. And ever since I began working on this theory of mine, it has generally held true. It's not that all douchebags drive nissans, because there are plenty of other douchebags on the road, but they seem to primarily drive nissans.
And as I explained to a friend the other day, I am extremely prejudiced against nissans, but am easily swayed. I'm not going to look at a nissan who just slowed down to let me change lanes and think they're a douchebag.
And then today, in gridlocked traffic, I saw a car coming up from behind riding on the shoulder, only to cut back into a real lane about a half mile down, and to no surprise, she was driving a maxima. I laughed in a gigantic fit of rage.
im here in socal.. where all douches drive mercedes and other high end cars.. cus theyr shit dont stink they do what they want and look down on you...
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From: Orange County
LOL, these suckers gotta compensate somehow for having crappy cars.
We all love seeing these broken down on the side of the road.
I'm still angry about the Altima who rear ended and totaled my 07 Fit. Police report clearly said it's her fault and she got a violation for it because I think someone complained about her driving. Looked like she didn't even bother with the brakes and sent my fit flying foward into the other car.
im here in socal.. where all douches drive mercedes and other high end cars.. cus theyr shit dont stink they do what they want and look down on you...
They're just pissed off cuz they spend 50K+ to not park right.
not all Nissan drivers.... Just the 350Z guys... The 350Z is the new Mustang
People who drive Nissans are douchebags.
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