this lady walks onto a busy street to look for her bus, i was in the right-most-lane because i was going to turn right onto the next street. i saw her so i took one lane to the left, then back into the right land after i had passed her. then i hear a loud THUD and realized that the stupid chalk-sniffer had hit my car as i was turning!!! i whipped around the plaza to my right, found a parking spot, then walked up to the crack-head that had hit my car to ask why she felt that she needed to do what she did.

naturally, the b*tch was high and starts yelling and accusing me of "try'n 'uh kill" her. i explained to her that she shouldn't have been on the street in the first place and i had to switch lanes in solid white lines to avoid her; i guess i got her attention when she heard white-lines because she then began to scream and threaten me. she said she had a gun and that if she were hurt her family would come looking for me . all the while, spectators were watching this hag in a moo-moo screaming her head off while i'm standing there trying to reason with her.

initially, i pulled over to check for any damage; i thought she had kicked in my door or quarter panel but it looks like she hit my rear window because there's chicken-grease-finger-prints on there. i was mad when i pulled over, i'm still pretty heated, but the more i think about it the funnier it becomes.

bad week for Fits and crack heads

 

Haha I find it funny too, but I would be pissed off if it was my car

 

Dang, two crack head'ed fits in one week!

 

We must be number 1 on the list of crack head preferred cars too

 

Im starting to think every fit needs crack-head gps or something, where will it end?

 

I hate crack head too.
The two other apartments next to me have girls and guys who are constantly getting drunk and driving their wrecks while drunk (I’m a college student, so it normal around me). One day I went outside and someone had backed up into my car and pushed in the rear quarter panel. I was furious, checked other cars for paint they traded but couldn’t find any. I know it was one of them; they are the only ones who can park by me. All their cars are wrecks anyway like I said. I was furious, but couldn’t find who did it. Luckily there was no crease in the metal and I got it repaired for $200. That was 200 I wanted to spend on something else but o well.
I hate crack heads.

 

wow that sux and esp 2 crackheads vs the fit in one week

 

Crackheads FTL. . .

Tyler

 

ummm why are crackheads tagreting Fits... maybe the bright colors... messing with their crack high? friggin weird... glad to hear your ok... i think that crack heads should all be killed...

 

agreed. but ehh...crack heads are still pretty funny as long as you dont have any conflict with them

 

thanks

the first thing that went through my head was this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUFA0W_4os

except it was an overweight lady wearing a moo-moo AND a fanny-pack (sp?)

 

damn stupid block at work wont let me see the vid... but in regards to the Crack heads... ima have to keep my eyes open for them and make sure to avoid them.... lets hope there isnt a round 3 this week...

 

I heard this today and I thought of you and your car. Enjoy, anyone:

Chris Smither - Let It Go: Listen free at Last.fm