so yesterday i was well enough from the cold and was thinking i have
some time to wash the FitS after work.
...until i walked up to my house and noticed 3 HUGE bird crap
stains on the side of my house about 20ft up.

i mean HUGE bird
crappage.
so i pulled out my hose with the Griot's 9 position nozzle, put some
detergent in it and blasted the wall in the JET mode. it's a powerful
stream. the crappage came off but like on most painted surface, the
wood siding is stained.

tried a wash towel on the
end of my extended pole and soap... no dice.
i look at my watch and now it's time for supper.

damn it, i hate
birds. all non edible birds need to be removed from the planet.