I keep accidentally turning on my high beams.
what ever happened to RTFM?
I remember when i used to work in Circuit Shitty selling computers, I would get phone calls.
Lady: "I'm gonna return my computer. It's broken. It won't turn on"
Me: "Ok mind if we check a couple of things first. Go look behind the computer and check if the thick black cable is plugged in"
Lady: "It is"
Me: "Now follow that cable and see if it's plugged into your electrical socket"
Lady: "Derp, it's not"
Me: "Plug it in and turn it on" /slapintheface
I remember when i used to work in Circuit Shitty selling computers, I would get phone calls.
Lady: "I'm gonna return my computer. It's broken. It won't turn on"
Me: "Ok mind if we check a couple of things first. Go look behind the computer and check if the thick black cable is plugged in"
Lady: "It is"
Me: "Now follow that cable and see if it's plugged into your electrical socket"
Lady: "Derp, it's not"
Me: "Plug it in and turn it on" /slapintheface
Sadly, billions of years of evolution have resulted in us surviving so well, that we are a product of safety. Safety leads to helplessness. Helplessness leads to stagnation. Stagnation leads to unfitness. Unfitness leads to no survival. Thank god technology is here to save us all from being fat, dumb, lethargic creatures in the future. I really do this this is one of the strangest times in our evolution that may ever happen. The transition from technological, to something more integrated. Wait til these people get their first IQ shot of nanobots and the world turns on like an acid trip.
to come back... Entertaining nonetheless... 
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