One hand on wheel, one hand on Accord horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California *with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the modded accelerator, poodle steering the Fit, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the upper glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.

Four wheel drive Fit pickup , shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.

Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice Fit and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

 

Guilty!

One knee on wheel, one hand fanning person and the other adjusting the A/C vents while on 4: South Texas

Slouched in the drivers seat, one hand on wheel the other on a drink in lap: Louisiana

 

Sweet! LMAO

 

"One hand on wheel, one hand on Accord horn: New York"

While I'm not from New York, that's me! >.<

 

The California one definitely does NOT work for Monterey. Here they drive 5-15 under the limit, taking up both lanes. I am dead serious. There is little concept of fast lane/slow lane. I mean sometimes I can't get people to go the speed limit while going downhill, and they'll be damned if they're moving over to let me by. Not always with a cell phone glued to the ear but about 50% of the time.

 

this is so freaking true!!!! i hate seattle drivers, especially when im on my motorcycle.

 

so how does someone from kitchener, ontario drive?

 

We have our quota of dumb azzes.

They would drive much better if they shoved the damn cell phones up their azzes. Or realize no you do not have the right of way entering a roundabout.

I think because the Fit is small they think it is farther away when they make those turns in front of you. It is those times I want my old 18' 75 Dodge Coronet with the BIG chrome horn on the front.

bill

 

I used to hate Hampton Roads area drivers (Virginia's southeastern coast). But now that I hear about other area's drivers and experienced Monterey drivers, VA drivers aren't so bad. The worst they do is drive like race car drivers and tailgate, but usually only when someone is driving slow in the fast lane AND has the opportunity to get over. No active/aggressive road rage; they usually just express their feelings by driving faster!

 

you know, while i was stopped at the light i was watching how many people were on their phones that drove by that intersection.

9 out of 10 people were on their frikken phones!

 

lmao i cradle my cellphone and drive 1 hand while going 90+ on the freeway to school every day

california drivers = <333

 

Not for long!

 

Both hands on wheel with white knuckle death grip, eyes the size of saucers, driving 5 mph on the freeway in 1/4" of snow: Californians who moved to Ohio

 

Being born in Ohio and lived 13 years of my life there, I know EXACTLY what you mean!

 

100 years old, left foot constantly on brake, right foot on accelerator, turn signal flashing going 10mph under the speed limit=florida driver lol

 

Big hair, one hand on phone, another holding steering wheel and cigarette and drinking starbucks , Dallas Woman !

 

i normally just look at their license plate.

 

Neither Colorado one works for me. I don't care about emission roommate drives a diesel, mom use to....dad drove trucks....grandpa still does. I got the car for looks and MPGs...I am a college student every dollar spent of fuel hurts the college funds.