So,my wife and I were getting out of Pepe Le Pew last Saturday night, going into Wal-Mart to look at, ta-da, LCD TV's....I know, I know, all you single guys out there are probably saying, "Wow, cool wife, LCD TV shopping on a Saturday night. I've gotta find me a gal (or guy in Vermont and California) and get married! Woohoo, LCD FTW!" Nah, it ain't like that. Trust me.

But I digress.

What do I step into with my left foot, exiting Pepe? Some douche bag's vomit. I was in flip-flops, as it was a pleasant eve in the old town. This particular vile goo splattered all over my foot (I still had the right foot in the car), my ankle, and, of course, all over my flip-flop.

Listen, I've stepped in a variety of poops, from hard to liquid, both animal and human, over the years. But this was the most vile, digusting, and downright stinky icky that I have ever set foot in. In this particular case, it was obvious that no attempt had been made to reach the nearby grass, or even the concrete curb and gutter. Some thoughtless douche had just let fly.

Now, I know puke is sometimes a sudden thing. But you at least have SOME warning. Please, please, if you must puke out of your car or getting into your car, or just in the middle of a parking lot, TRY to make the grass or at least the gutter. Don't just puke right outside your door between your car and another. And if you do need to puke and can't make the grass, run out in the middle of the parking lot and puke where everyone can SEE it, not in the shadows of cars.

I mean, fcuk that was disgusting. Ugh......

Rant over....don't step in puke, if you can help it......

 

...dirty diapers left in parking lots is about as bad. Almost.

 

That is NASTY!
Did you get a TV out of the deal?

 

Well, yes and no. Costco had a bigger Toshiba cheaper, so we went with that the next day. 46" FTW!

 

haha i puked while driving one time. i was hung over in my old car(a 00 ford windstar) just rolled down the window and stuck my head out...lol...sorry to hear about that, sounds pretty gross.

 

I stepped in some vomit last Friday night on the way out of a restaurant. Yummy!

 

some one looking for a toshiba tv?

 

haha that sucks.
sorry!!

 

flip flops FTL!!

my biggest pet peeve are flip flops. i hate them with a passion. i dumped a girl once because she insisted on wearing flip flops everywhere!

 

That's WalMart for you

But seriously, I feel for you. That is totally gross

 

haha the only place i ever wear flip flops to is the beach or pool. and even then, i usually bring a pair of shoes to change into afterwards. someone's yak on your bare foot is just nasty! sorry to hear it happened to you pepe.

 

dang kelsey,
c'mon, they're not that bad!!!

 

I hate flip flops too. I still dont understand the craze of people wearing them at all times?
I find shoes more comfortable.

And thats pretty gross about the vomit.

 

Meh.....I was in a hurry and just stuck my feet in whatever was closest.....