I've had my GF for 3 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my roomate if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my roomate red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my roomate had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the internet and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

 

Beat the f_ out of him, and then pack up and leave. You'll feel better being physical. If you can leave him with the rent/lease all the better for leaving.

 

wow. i would've started swinging on him right when it happened. woulda thrown out the g/f naked into the street. lol thats realtalk.

 

^^^^^^^ x2

 

I found an old picture of my GF and somebody else's meat still in it.



GF = George Foreman

 

haha wow.... +rep

 

X2. I call BS. GF= George Foreman, reread the OP, it makes perfect sense.

 

rotflmao we got trolled!

 

hope he didnt have his hamburger in your gf cause that would really ruin the friendship.

+rep for cleverness.

 

Oh man I got fooled! Hahaha!

 

That's a good one!

 

lol I would have swung it right at the moment it happened then will ask "Where is the Hamburger bun?"

 

That's hilarious, totally wasn't expecting that at all!

 

Is the GF still sittin on the curb, or did the trash trolls already get 'er?

 

we got PUNK!!!!! lol

 

bahahahaha!

 

very clever, very funny stuff there. I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You should **** his mom.

 

You should go and get your GF back. I bet your wiener misses it. I know that the wieners that go in my mouth just don't taste as good without my GF around.

 

This guy didn't read the OP.