they dont understand that, nor do they care. some guys in California need to compensate for their small penises by driving huge trucks and SUV's, they think they are tough by driving like assholes and making fun of fit drivers.
i basically dont care what i drive unless it drives well, is dependable, and doesnt cost a lot.

 

yep.. plenty of carpenis' here too.

Speaking of carpenis' what's the difference between a porcupine and a corvette?













the porcupine has pricks on the outside

 

lulz@gofastredfit's joke.
hahaha

 

dude im totally going to use that joke at work today i work with 2 guys who drive corvettes.

 

I contracted at a place where a manager drove a vet & I told him that joke... he just looked shocked & just walked away (looked like the top of his lip was quivering)...then everyone in the room started laughing!

 

Hi all! This is my first post here, I just picked up my Fit two weeks ago. I wanted to chime in on this little thread. Last night while I was parked at a friend's house, at some point somebody egged my Fit!! I saw it the next day, and I made every effort to clean it off and wash the car, but the damage had been done; there's a circular bit on the door where the egg hit, damaging the paint there.

I have no idea if someone did it because it was a Fit, or a Honda, perhaps they were jealous, or maybe it was random. But it was the first time in my life I'd been egged, so I have trouble thinking it was random.

Oh well. Love everything about the car though!

 

yea so guy ina tundra thought he was cool
so he raced a fit and won............come on how are u going to compare a 1.5L V4 engine with 90WHP,105 TQ with a 4.7L V8 engine with 260+hp,325 tq...stupid Eh?

 

well something worser happned to me....it was parked outside my house and someone broke my window,and shot my doors with a high power pellet gun and made dents,chips on my doors....they Envy the Fit LOL

 

I live right near Fort Bragg, North Carolina... i drive near base every day on the way to work... and i cant make it down the main road without being challenged by 1482478217 srt-4s and 1314 cobras... dont talk to me about one tundra lol

 

ohhhhhhh dood.. I can't wait to tell him this one.. hhahah good one.

He does get picked on once in a while.. Cuz its a v6, people always tell him to get a real engine in it.

this guy is the first guy I've ever seen who actually washes underneath the car. one day he rolled up with the fender wells freakin all shiney. I was like........................................ W.. T... F..hahahaha

 

i give my under carriage a good wash about once a month. i dont like when dirt and crap builds up and when you go underneath to do some work the first thing you get is an eye full of debris.

 

If you're not trying to kill a motorcyclist, it wont happen to you. I've only done it once. They almost killed my friend riding with me on purpose. Chasing someone down and trying to beat their a$$ is a good way to get shot IMO. I'm not a jerk, and I dont need to grow up; Just PLEASE dont try to kill me on the road for fun.

 

So I have actually not ever been made fun of by people. All the reactions I get have been highly position for the most part. All be it they are usually from people at least 35 years my senior.

The closest thing to being made fun of and by far more humiliating that actually having someone talk trash about the Fit came last week.

I was stopped at a stop light next to a public transportation bus stop when some random fat chick(manatee) walked up to the car and asked why my Aveo looked so different from the one 2 lanes over.

I went into an intense state of depression so I decided to help the situation by calling Sam @ A&J.

 

 

Morning giggles! Thank you! +1

 

when i was reading about spokanejdmgd3's only negative comment coming from a manatee this picture popped into my head and i cracked up.

imagine if she asked for a ride.

 

Hell that thing might actually be wider than the Fit. I would ask for an official measurement.

 

the HHR is so ugly!! like a mini-herse..and the PT Cruiser. had one of those a couple years back as a rental for a week...thing was so ugly, and when u sat inside the driving position felt like you were sitting on a stack of phone books..loud thrashy engine poor fuel economy.

 

Everyone tells me that i drive a mini mini van.

 

you could also use the joke
Corvettes are like hemorrhoids sooner or later every a**hole gets one.